The Riddlers of Fashion’s Most Prominent Fiddlers

The House of Holland is one of the most recent stars to hit the underground club scene of cities like New York and London. Their witty T-shirts tote giddy riddles and rhymes featuring twists and turns of the names of some of the hottest designers of the 21st century . However, The House of Holland refuses to just be cool and demands to be way ahead of the crowd. The team of House worked hard to create these limited edition T-shirts for V magazine, one that certainly needs no introduction. For $95, you too can be dressed like the super awesome model Agyness Deyn.

Guerlain by Emilio Pucci

My mom and I are total Pucci fans, so she was devastated when my dad spilled Diet Coke on her favorite scarf the other day. Luckily, we happened to be by Saks SF and ran in to purchase one of the last two limited edition Guerlain by Emilio Pucci Meteorites Pearls, which highlight the face by adding a special glow. We also picked up a Swirl Gloss in Twist of Pink before trekking to Bloomingdales for one of their last two Pucci Meteorites Brushes made from goat hair in a Pucci pouch (Saks was totally sold out!). The packaging and product hues were inspired by a pastel Pucci scarf and are extremely limited edition, selling out fast, so order soon!

Perfume Oils to Commemorate Paris Hilton’s 23-Day Sentence

In light of the recent incarceration of a certain hotel heiress, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has created several new perfumes oils for the occasion. The two scents available are "Privilege" and "Pruno." "Privilege" is described as "a shameless scent, devoid of caution, regret, or introspection, reeks of tabloid glamour, and has no substance whatsoever." "Pruno" is described as a scent found on a "jailhouse hooch." These descriptions along are worth the price of the oils.

Is it cruel to commemorate someone’s jail sentence with a festive set of fragrances? Maybe. But it is far fouler to drive drunk, endanger the lives of others, and expect to get away with it because your family has cash.

It is our opinion that everyone should be held accountable for their actions. Period.

These scents will be live for as long as Paris Hilton stays in jail.

Sing it, ladies.

And as a bonus, a portion of each sale will be donated to women’s shelters in Southern California. It couldn’t get any better than this.