Plain Jane Poolboy Tank: “I don’t pay the poolboy in $”

When I first spotted the Plain Jane Poolboy Tank on sale at revolve ($21), I was sort of scandalized, which is surely a sign that I am turning into a crotchety old curmudgeon, or Emily Yoffe. Wear it like the summer never ended and give the gossip hounds something to talk about while Britney continues her downward spiral.