Karl, Chanel feeling cheeky.

Oh, to have thighs that would look good in sequined hot pants. According to the BadFads Museum, before hot pants hit the scene in the 70’s, they were all the rage among European prostitutes. Of course only Karl could make the cheek-baring shorts chic. Only Karl could make me yearn for the legs to pair them with a white button down, cotton cardi or the perfect printed blazer. I have seen them in person as I packed up bags for a photo shoot at a certain high profile mag; and as scant as they seem on the runway, there isn’t much more to them in person. Just stretchy black sequins, barely enough to cover my buns. Oh Karl, you’re so cruel.