Diamonds are Forever…

Holy cow, this isn’t a ring, this is a small multifaceted orb with an off-center hole in which one may, theoretically, slip their finger.

I don’t even know where to begin.

H. Stern certainly isn’t one for understatement, but this piece not only crosses the line, it circles the globe and crosses it again.

Besides being completely encrusted in diamonds, the mount design itself cleverly mimics the round cut of the gems.  18-karat white gold and 4.6 total carat weight in diamonds make this the one Power Ring to rule them all.  Granted, the sheer ostentation of this fantastic little ditty necessitates that you wear absolutely nothing else (I’m talking about jewelry), but this one ring will probably be taking "protection money" from all your other accessories anyway.  At 19,000 clams, this beauty is worth more than all of Bedrock.  Wear this and take sadistic pleasure in the fact that your finger is now worth more than a number of small countries.  Ah, diamonds and schadenfreude — what can compare?